How to fend off deer/antelope collisions
May 16, 2010
Normally, I don’t post on the weekends, but I just have to share this now. I wonder how long it’ll be before we see this for $19.99 on late-night TV.
Introducing the amazing Grille-Rack (TM). Use a deer’s own defenses to protect your investment in your vehicle. For a limited time only, receive attachment ropes in your choice of color: rust, dust, cud, or black bug’s blood. (Disclaimer: Grille-Rack not effective against open range steer.)
Glad you clarified that about the open-range steer!