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How to fend off deer/antelope collisions

May 16, 2010

Normally, I don’t post on the weekends, but I just have to share this now. I wonder how long it’ll be before we see this for $19.99 on late-night TV.

Introducing the amazing Grille-Rack (TM). Use a deer’s own defenses to protect your investment in your vehicle. For a limited time only, receive attachment ropes in your choice of color: rust, dust, cud, or black bug’s blood. (Disclaimer: Grille-Rack not effective against open range steer.)

Copyright 2010 by Katie Bradshaw

2 Comments leave one →
  1. May 16, 2010 8:21 pm

    Glad you clarified that about the open-range steer!


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